Slack Bladder
to the theme music of "Black Adder" BBC Television
The sound of footsteps down the hall;
good folk, lock up your toilet paper,
or else, the sod'll use it all,
and you'll have just a scraper!
Slack Bladder! Slack Bladder!
There's no more toilet roll!
Slack Bladder! Slack Bladder!
He loses all control!
© Pharisaios Publications 2001
